Michael Vick Chose the Wrong Kind of Fighting

If Michael Vick had chosen to set humans fighting one another in primitive ways, he would never have been jailed.  Rory Douglas tries to comprehend cage fighting over at McSweeney’s.  Here’s a sample:

The line is out the door. I’m standing with Jake in a line for people who, like us, wisely bought their $25 tickets ahead of time, a line that is somehow not moving. In front of me an adult male is wearing a shirt that reads I LIVE ON THE CORNER OF BITE ME BLVD AND NO FREAKIN’ WAY. I’m trying to imagine a universe that makes this T-shirt a plausible wardrobe option….


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