If Michael Vick had chosen to set humans fighting one another in primitive ways, he would never have been jailed. Rory Douglas tries to comprehend cage fighting over at McSweeney’s. Here’s a sample:
The line is out the door. I’m standing with Jake in a line for people who, like us, wisely bought their $25 tickets ahead of time, a line that is somehow not moving. In front of me an adult male is wearing a shirt that reads I LIVE ON THE CORNER OF BITE ME BLVD AND NO FREAKIN’ WAY. I’m trying to imagine a universe that makes this T-shirt a plausible wardrobe option….